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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:29
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
The Cause of Alzheimer's Might Be Coming From Within Your Mouth - ScienceAlert
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Mark Hamill Say Carrie Fisher Told Him to Embrace His Star Wars Fame - Variety
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
PSA: Splatoon 3 On Switch Has Made Some Cuts To Keep Pace With Switch 2 - Nintendo Life
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
No go.
What are some funny stories of people calling 911 for non-emergencies?
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
WA whooping cough cases soar as vaccination rates drop - The Seattle Times
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Most people aren’t following this important dietary advice. Are you? - The Washington Post
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
FDA rushed out agency-wide AI tool—it’s not going well - Ars Technica
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Brain cortex structure linked to mental abilities and psychiatric disorders - Medical Xpress
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Rory McIlroy makes an 8, barely breaks 80 in missing cut at RBC Canadian Open - NBC Sports